ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

accioharo:

lol-biscuit:

*goes through the McDonald’s drive-thru in a jaeger*

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

Everyone should love waffles. If they don’t, they’re crazy.

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.